whose line will forever be one of my favorites
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
this gives me diabetes just by looking at it.
Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
i saw hell with my own eyes
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it